Get Those Wallets Out! Supreme/Slipknot Collaboration Coming This Spring!

Wait…what???

What’s going on? What is 2019? I’m so confused by all of this.

Obviously…

…I don’t know a ton about Supreme.

I do know that everything they put their logo on is “hip” and “dope” with the cool kids (like noted cool kid Liam (or Bubba) from PMT, who is is likely cringing into bolivian at my piss poor attempt at describing Supreme), and that their catalogue has A LOT of variety.

For example…

Shirts.

Hats.

Hoodies.

Crowbars.

Kayaks.

Bricks.

Catcher’s Masks.

You get the point. These mothafuckas slap their logo on literally everything and anything, and the cool kids eat it up. Can’t get enough.

Which leads me to question, re: their collaboration with Slipknot, what the fuck? We doin shirts? Masks? Machetes? Dead birds? Vats of blood?

I mean…Slipknot, from my own personal experiences, is just not cool at all. I personally like Slipknot, because of course I do, but here’s a nifty Venn diagram I’ve whipped up to show y’all the crossover and similarities between Slipknot fans and people who buy Supreme merch:

Based on that, you can pretty much see where I stand on this collab. I stand confused. I don’t even have a take for ya. I wish I did. But I don’t. I’m just a Mr. Krabs meme right now.

If I start seeing folk on the street wearing Supreme x Slipknot masks down the streets of New York City this Spring, I don’t even know what I’m gonna do.